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On the way into work this morning, I happen to see one of those quick stop oil changing places. As I moved closer to it I noticed that someone who worked there was dressed up as a Polar Bear and was holding a sign that said, "Oil Change: $12.95 +tax." So I stopped. I walked up to the Polar Bear, who was dancing around to gain the attention of other potential customers driving by, and I asked it, "I want that $12.95 +tax oil change and I want you to do it." The dancing Bear then proceeded to change my oil in record time. I payed the $12.95 +tax, scratched the bear's belly and went on my way. That is one of the weirdest things I have ever encountered. An oil change for only $12.95 +tax. On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating