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Frosty the Snow Queen (To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") Frosty the snow queen Had a rotten Christmas Day, While the children played with their sweet charade He was anything but Gay. Frosty the Snow Queen Thought the kids had made a mess. He deplored the pipe and the old top hat, He preferred to wear a dress. They made him sled, they made him skate They had a snowball fight. And when they put him on some skis How it made his snowballs tight (ouch!) He hated Christmas, Not a hoot like Hallowe'en. Without sequined gowns and bejewelled crowns He's a frigid closet queen. All season long dear Frosty pined And lonliness he felt Until he spied a handsome hunk And his heart began to melt! They moved to the North Pole Where their lives are cool and free. And together during six-month nights They're as happy as can be! On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating