Jokes: Sober in a Nightclub

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Sober in a Nightclub

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Naughty, naughty muffin
Your ex-girlfriend's profile...
Even Storm Troopers can be romantic....
Magnum Brow
Got acne?
Friends are like potatoes.
Jude Law has a huge....
Naked baby wombat
Little known Care Bears
Artificial hymens for sale?
Twihards: take note.
Let's flip for it....

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Posted: 13 Feb 2010 04:13 AM PST

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Naughty, naughty muffin

Posted: 13 Feb 2010 04:10 AM PST

This was a muffin which Sascha came across a few years ago. When you looked at it at the right angle.....
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Your ex-girlfriend's profile...

Posted: 13 Feb 2010 04:05 AM PST

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Even Storm Troopers can be romantic....

Posted: 13 Feb 2010 04:03 AM PST

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Magnum Brow

Posted: 13 Feb 2010 04:01 AM PST

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Got acne?

Posted: 12 Feb 2010 08:17 PM PST

Ouch.

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Friends are like potatoes.

Posted: 12 Feb 2010 07:31 PM PST

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Jude Law has a huge....

Posted: 12 Feb 2010 07:25 PM PST

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Naked baby wombat

Posted: 12 Feb 2010 07:24 PM PST

Soooo cute. We have a wombat who lives in the bamboo, so we call her Panda. We also have an outside toilet and late at night Panda gets shitty if you go out there, so she huffs and puffs and growls. The first few times it creeped me out, but now I love it - it means she is still around. If you get home just at dusk she is often in the driveway, on her way down to the Yarra river, and she won't move - you can bloody well wait, she's busy. We also have a creek and there are lots of wombat burrows and tracks down there. One night I am going to go and spy on them with my night vision goggles. I would love for Panda to have a wombat family - the more wombats the merrier!

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