Thursday, March 4, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

SHORT FUNNY JOKES FATHERS

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 12:04 PM PST

A director of one of the great transcontinental railroads was showing his three-year-old daughter the pictures in a work on natural history. Pointing to a picture of a zebra, he asked the baby to tell him what it represented. Baby answered "Coty."

Pointing to a picture of a tiger in the same way, she answered "Kitty." Then a lion, and she answered "Doggy." Elated with her seeming quick perception, he then turned to the picture of a Chimpanzee and said:

"Baby, what is this?"

"Papa."

SHORT FUNNY JOKES FASHION

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 12:03 PM PST

There had been a dressmaker in the house and Minnie had listened to long discussions about the very latest fashions. That night when she said her prayers, she added a new petition, uttered with unwonted fervency:

"And, dear Lord, please make us all very stylish."

Posted by Jokes at 7:04 AM

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