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A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, 'My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my slippers please?' The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's college age daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, 'Hi, ladies! Your dad sent me here to have sex with you!' They stare at him and say, 'That can't be!' He replies, 'OK, let's check!' He shouts at his friend down the stairs,'Both of them?' 'Yes,' comes the reply, 'Both of them!' Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating