Thursday, April 1, 2010

Its All Humor

Its All Humor

Three Blondes Easter

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:43 PM PDT

Three blondes went to Heaven on the same day and showed up at the pearly gates. St. Peter looked them over and said, "Well, before you can enter the gates you have to answer one simple question, to show you know something about why you're here."

The first blonde stepped up to the gates, and St. Peter said, "Now, explain to me, what is Easter?" The woman replied, "Oh, that's easy. That's the holiday in November, when everybody gets together to give thanks, and eats turkey, and..."

"Wrong," replied St. Peter, "You'll have to wait." He turned to the second blonde and said, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replied, "I know, Easter is about Jesus. In December, when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate His birthday."

St. Peter shook his head in disgust at the second woman and sighed. He turned to the third blonde and said, "You look a little smarter than the other two... Now, WHAT IS EASTER?"

The third blonde smiled and said, "I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that takes place in the spring. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper, and He was deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. Then the Romans took Him to be crucified and stabbed Him in the side, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and crucified Him. He died, and was buried in a cave sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiled and nodded.

The blonde continued, "And every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees His shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."

Funny football joke

Posted: 01 Apr 2010 03:31 AM PDT

Jogi Löw and his players talk before the match in the locker room:

"Listen guys, I know, the Austrians are bad." Said the trainer. "Listen guys, I know, the Austrians are bad." Said the trainer.
"But we have to play against them, there's nothing to be done ..." "But we have to play against them, there's nothing To be done ..."

"I'll make you a proposal," said Jens Lehmann, "it all goes into a" I'll make you a proposal, "said Jens Lehmann," it's all in a
Bar and I only play against them. Bar and I only play against them. What do you think? "What do you think?"

"Sounds reasonable!" Answer, the team manager and the other players and "Sounds reasonable!" Answer, the team manager and the other players and
go to a bar for a beer and play pool. go to a bar for a beer and play pool.
After a good hour recalls Michael Ballack, that yes, the game runs after a good hour recalls Michael Ballack, that's running The Game
and switches the TV on: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) - and switches the TV on: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) --

Austria 0 shows the scoreboard. Austria 0 shows the scoreboard.
Satisfied they devote themselves to resume their game of billiards and beer for a Satisfied they devote themselves to resume their game of billiards and beer for a
another hour before they are considered the final result. another hour before they see the final result.

The display board shows: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) - Austria 1 (The display board shows: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) - Austria 1

"Shit!" "Shit!" all players in horror and run screaming back into the stadium, where all players in horror and run screaming back into the stadium, where
Jens Lehmann they see sitting in the cabin, his face in the hands of Jens Lehmann they see sitting in the cabin, his face in his hands
buried. buried.
"What the hell happened, Jens?" "What the hell happened, Jens?" shouts the team manager. shouts the team manager.

"Sorry friends," replied Lehmann, "but that damn referee" Sorry friends, "replied Lehmann," but that damn referee
me on the 11th me on the 11th minutes sent off ...!" Minutes sent off ...!"

Posted by Jokes at 1:23 PM

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