Short Funny Jokes

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Funny Story - despairing of his life..... Posted: 13 Aug 2010 03:05 PM PDT Levinsky, despairing of his life, made an appointment with a famous specialist. He was surprised to find fifteen or twenty people in the waiting-room. After a few minutes he leaned over to a gentleman near him and whispered, "Say, mine frient, this must be a pretty goot doctor, ain't he?" "One of the best," the gentleman told him. Levinsky seemed to be worrying over something. "Vell, say," he whispered again, "he must be pretty exbensive, then, ain't he? Vat does he charge?" The stranger was annoyed by Levinsky's questions and answered rather shortly: "Fifty dollars for the first consultation and twenty-five dollars for each visit thereafter." "Mine Gott!" gasped Levinsky—"Fifty tollars the first time und twenty-five tollars each time afterwards!" For several minutes he seemed undecided whether to go or to wait. "Und twenty-five tollars each time afterwards," he kept muttering. Finally, just as he was called into the office, he was seized with a brilliant inspiration. He rushed toward the doctor with outstretched hands. "Hello, doctor," he said effusively. "Vell, here I am again."

Short Funny Jokes - The men were arguing..... Posted: 13 Aug 2010 03:03 PM PDT The men were arguing as to who was the greatest inventor. One said Stephenson, who invented the locomotive. Another declared it was the man who invented the compass. Another contended for Edison. Still another for the Wrights, Finally one of them turned to a little man who had remained silent: "Who do you think?" "Vell," he said, with a hopeful smile, "the man who invented interest was no slouch."

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