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| Posted: 14 Aug 2010 03:44 PM PDT Jokes were first imported to this country several hundred years ago from Egypt, Babylon and Assyria, and have since then grown and multiplied. They are in extensive use in all parts of the country and as an antidote for thought are indispensable at all dinner parties. There were originally twenty-five jokes, but when this country was formed they added a constitution, which increased the number to twenty-six. These jokes have married and inter-married among themselves and their children travel from press to press. Frequently in one week a joke will travel from New York to San Francisco. The joke is no respecter of persons. Shameless and unconcerned, he tells the story of his life over and over again. Outside of the ballot-box he is the greatest repeater that we have. Jokes are of three kinds—plain, illustrated and pointless. Frequently they are all three. No joke is without honor, except in its own country. Jokes form one of our staples and employ an army of workers who toil night and day to turn out the often neatly finished product. The importation of jokes while considerable is not as great as it might be, as the flavor is lost in transit. Jokes are used in the household as an antiseptic. As scenebreakers they have no equal.—Life.  |
| Posted: 14 Aug 2010 03:42 PM PDT JOKELY—"I got a batch of aeroplane jokes ready and sent them out last week." BOGGS—"What luck did you have with them?" JOKELY—"Oh, they all came flying back."—Will S. Gidley.  |
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