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Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila arguing about how tough they are. The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slams down his tequila and looks at the second mouse. The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & bench press the killer springed trap wire." He slams down his tequila and looks at the third mouse. The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and begins walking away from the bar. The other mice scream, "Hey, Softy, where do you think you're going?!! " The third mouse replies, "Home to shag the cat." Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts || Weight Loss Program Jokes for Websites If you need to unsubscribe, click here