Thursday, November 17, 2016

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A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She dialed 911 and the dispatcher promised to send the police to take a report. When the 911 operator broadcast the call, a K-9 unit in the area offered to respond. As the sun glassed K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch.

The sight of the officer and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began crying.

"Are you okay, ma'am?" asked the officer.

The blonde shook her head no. "This is the worst day of my life. I come home to find all my possessions stolen, and when I call for help what do I get?"

"A blind policeman!"

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